March 20th, 2012, 4:00 am

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daviddoesntgetit March 19th, 2012, 5:07 pm

My leg literally looked that black, I guess I was standing on their anthill.

I managed to drown most of them but some actually stayed alive long enough to exact revenge and bite me. The worst part was having to scrape off all those ants once I was done.

Some more disgusting ant stories:

We had rented a beach house in Vietnam and went for a night of Karaoke. When we came back the entire house was covered in ants. We spent the evening spraying the entire house and sweeping them outside and we ended up with a sizable pile, as voluminous as my eight year old torso. We didn’t get all of them and some managed to hang out on the ceiling so as we slept at night the ants would fall onto our face and into our mouths.

Ants.

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Sir April 9th, 2012, 5:41 pm

I wouldn't have been able to sleep...

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daviddoesntgetit April 9th, 2012, 6:00 pm

@Sir: Haha. If it helps, I didn't sleep very well.

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daviddoesntgetit April 11th, 2012, 9:25 am

@ShagunLagoon: Haha, that's great. Yeah, I'm usually fine with bugs too but ants are insane, especially with their organizational skills, haha.

Oh man, your situation sounds worse than mine. Haha.

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ColourfulGoldfish April 11th, 2012, 10:13 am

Oh god.. I friggin hate ants!! Once when I was around 8 or 10 I was rollarblading around the block. I sat down to relax, and I felt some stinging on my foot, so I decided to take my rollar blades off. I started to feel stinging on my butt so I got up I realised I was sitting on a red ant hill! :O When I took of my rollar blade a tun came out too!! YUCK!

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daviddoesntgetit April 13th, 2012, 9:31 pm

@ColourfulGoldfish: Oh god, I can't stand this anymore, I hate ants. Haha.

Does that make me a woman?

Ugh. Fucking ants. Haha.

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JuniperJollies March 5th, 2015, 2:19 am

My brother has this habit of leaving dishes and whatnot in his room for weeks on end and this one time he wasn't home, Mom went to hang up a new curtain, but told me to get the dishes out first. She handed me a cup and on instinct, I looked in. I thought there was still some juice in it, but upon closer inspection.. Yup. Ants. They completely filled the bottom of the cup.

The little fuckers covered the window sill, a fourth of the wall the window was on, and everything on his desk. That included his laptop, hats, folded clothes, open backpack, and of course, more dishes.