April 29th, 2012, 9:30 pm

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136-Sex ed

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daviddoesntgetit April 29th, 2012, 9:35 pm

Someone said this would be a good comic so I thought I’d do it.

Yes, I was that ignorant for a while. I have never handled my own dick for much beyond pissing.

Brad was the guy I went to since everyone else would always be shocked. Now Miriam’s the one that tells me, she does a lot of research for her stories, like watching sex education tapes. Sex over 40 anyone?

But health class was confusing to me, so many things they assumed we would know. (Though most of the class probably DID know.)


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lil_shiro April 29th, 2012, 10:17 pm

I'm 15 and have been hearing people talk about this stuff since I was about 6. It's nothing new for me to hear about it... Especially since most of the guys I hang with brag about it in more detail than I would really appreciate to know. :\


Li-Li April 30th, 2012, 8:24 am

Hahaha! That's alright, I thought oral sex was kissing when I was younger. It was for about the same reasons you did- I knew what 'oral' meant- it meant 'of the mouth' and 'sex' meant close contact, at least, that's what I thought it meant.

So I thought oral sex meant, like, hot-n-heavy kissing.


hyeonmu April 30th, 2012, 8:53 am

When I first heard the word "erection," it was for a building.

I find sex education stories sort of fascinating, since I never took the class. I was the kid who went to the library to read instead.


roxjey April 30th, 2012, 9:05 am

well dont feel bad
i learned all those terms... from the internet -_-


daviddoesntgetit April 30th, 2012, 12:00 pm

@lil_shiro: Ah, sorry to hear that.

@Li-Li: See? See? Not too weird a conclusion to draw, right?

Haha. I thought it was either heavy kissing or phone sex. Ugh. Haha.

@heyonmu: Ah. Well, health class wasn't optional, haha.

@roxjey: Eh. We all have to learn them eventually. Don't worry about it.


MilkChii April 30th, 2012, 3:46 pm

hahaha oh my...
This could lead to so many awkward situations. Glad Brad was there to set you straight. xD


-music- April 30th, 2012, 4:50 pm

Don't worry, you're not alone. My older sister OCCASIONALLY(thank goodness) asks me and brother what some stuff means.
At the dinner table.
And I'm still drinking some form of beverage. I'm not sure how it doesn't squirt out my nose or something, I swear.


jonasfx May 3rd, 2012, 9:16 am

I think I made the same face AND sound as brad on the blowjob comment! haha, sorry but it is really funny (I'm glad I asked about a comic haha) luckily there was only one person left here at work.

man, I bet brad and miriam could have a sex ed show haha


SerialFROST May 4th, 2012, 6:00 pm

In all honesty, I never had an erection until I was 14 and in high school. I never really used my dick for much except the primary purpose, and I didn't even KNOW about oral sex until like... junior year?
(which was the first time I looked at porn)

I mean, i might have been shielded as a child, but I picked up on almost everything I learned about sex from conversation, until the summer after my senior year.

It was also pretty funny because I had gone to a catholic school and after they had sex ed, they told us: 'don't masturbate though, using your dick for sexual activities that isn't a) sex itself, or b) inside a marriage, is a sin, blahblahblah -rolls eyes-


Kavanomo (Guest) May 4th, 2012, 9:58 pm

Whenever my home class had Sex-ed I had gifted class (where I'd go to another school for a day to be around other 'higher thinking' people in a 'working environment').
So in a way I guess I was trading sex education for...traditional education(?)
I still somehow managed to ace the test about STDs though.


daviddoesntgetit May 10th, 2012, 3:27 pm

@MilkChii: Haha, that's true. And that time was definitely an awkward time, haha.

@-music-: Man, at the dining table? Hahaha.

@jonasfx: Hahahaha. I suppose, between the two of them, they have all the bases covered for a good sex ed show, haha.

@SerialFROST: Ah, I see. Is that late? I didn't have a normal progression so I don't know nor did I think to ask.

But learning from conversations is natural, right? All the people I hung out with were virgins until college, most of them.

Hahahahaha. Catholic school.

@kavanomo: Haha, well. I guess you don't need to know about how to have sex to know about STDs.


Guest May 10th, 2012, 7:45 pm

I don't think it is, I mean everyone starts at their own age. I know friends who have started before that but most people I know were like 14 or 15.
I also have this one female friend who has no sex drive and has never touched herself at all xD


mikemacdee May 26th, 2012, 10:09 pm

I'd say that dude with the glasses was more ignorant. Apparently he'd never heard of a man going down on a woman. You just didn't know what the term "oral sex" meant at the time.

People are weird...



SOABS November 26th, 2013, 5:00 pm

I've been reading your comic today and this one made me laugh for the first time in weeks, it was Brad's reaction that did it