September 11th, 2012, 12:36 am

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daviddoesntgetit September 11th, 2012, 12:36 am

Asian ladies and their families. The rare time we see our mom angry is with that woman.

On another note, the Lunar festival is coming up and my favorite is the mung bean with a quail egg yolk in it. Let me translate a nursery rhyme about the Lunar festival.

Lunar festival mom wanted to go on a pilgrimage.

Dad’s at home he cries: Boo-hoo.

Little brother wants to follow along.

Dad lets him eat… a beating with a pan.

That’s one variant. The other the last line is apparently the kid goes to the temple with his mom so I’m starting to suspect my dad’s side of the family taught me a more violent version that they made. I remember as a kid they taught Miriam the Vietnamese version of Frere Jacques that involves a butterfly. But in the family version instead of landing near some flowers, the butterfly lands on a toilet.

As our mom would say, “Southern Vietnamese!”

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Helix_luco September 11th, 2012, 12:47 am

phuhahaha, a toilet. a toilet is the better option.
shakespeare is filled with sex jokes, it only makes sense that old nursery rhymes would feature potty humor.

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hyeonmu September 11th, 2012, 1:23 am

What's the mung bean dish called? It sounds delicious.

Glad to see you updated.

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justea (Guest) September 11th, 2012, 2:14 am

wait, do u mean mooncakes? hahaha toilet jokes. i get the nursery rhyme joke eventhough it doesnt make sense it english...but i've never heard of that nursery rhyme before, because the ones i heard were all chinese hahaha

edit:oh wait nvm,i now know what mung beans are haha.

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roxjey September 11th, 2012, 10:59 pm

awww XD
families -_-

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Justea (Guest) September 14th, 2012, 6:33 am

Wait,no. I think you are mentioning mooncakes...

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daviddoesntgetit September 18th, 2012, 2:00 pm

@Helix_luco: Haha, no. It didn't feature potty humor. That was my family replacing the lyrics just to see what they can get the kids to say.

@hyeonmu: Oh, whoops. It's just the mung bean moon cake I like.

Haha, sorry. I've just been pretty tired now that I'm babysitting too so I don't have as much free time. But glad to see people still care.

@justea: Yeah, it's moon cakes, haha. Mung bean moon cakes.

@roxjey: Haha, yeah, family.