August 31st, 2014, 9:53 pm

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daviddoesntgetit August 31st, 2014, 9:58 pm

We tend to clean the apartment for when guests come to visit but never for our mom because her shocked horror every time is too hilarious.

Yeah. Don't know what we're gonna do with that microwave, it's built into the cabinets. We seem to have gotten them after the building got sprayed for cockroaches.

Not sure if our mom remembers Vietnam all that well. I remember their kitchen being cleaner than ours, and lacking a stove.

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BurstThrough September 1st, 2014, 2:54 am

That happened to a microwave at home(even the cockroach on the timer lol) but I didn't feel so disgusted cause I believe that the heat kills the cockroaches and the bacterea.
What happenaed to his underwear!?!

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Reealt September 1st, 2014, 3:13 am

How do cockroaches get in a microwave...? The empty rolls thing gets me, I'm so lazy with that.

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roxjey September 1st, 2014, 10:02 am

Mario's voice: holy-a-crapp-a!
my house is worse when my mother is not around owo

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Nemui September 2nd, 2014, 4:53 pm

The cockroach colony in the microwave made me laugh so hard! I remember cockroaches love to infest the innards of our microwave oven even though we clean it after each use! Probsbly they're attracted to th coating on the wires or the warmth? I'm still puzzled why they like to live in there.

I don't use a microwave anymore because of this.

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SmallishBird September 6th, 2014, 8:46 pm

I think if I had cockroaches living in my microwave I'd probably have to burn the house down. I'm sort of squeamish about food-related things.

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Sir September 7th, 2014, 7:22 pm

That microwave bit happened to us once. (We threw that mofo out.) Maybe spray the outside with raid? (I'm kind of a neat freak but my bf and his brother are NOT. I react like your mother. lol)

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daviddoesntgetit September 9th, 2014, 2:18 am

@BurstThrough: Man, you haven't heard of the stereotypes that in a nuclear wasteland, cockroaches will outlive us?

His underwear is just really old.

@Reealt: They just go in through the gaps.

Haha. I hate putting on the toilet paper roll. As does Miriam and Connor as well, apparently.

@roxjey: Yeah, whenever we house sit for our mom, it's just a complete mess and we end up rushing to clean the day before she comes back. No regrets so far.

@Nemui: Yeah, not sure why cockroaches enjoy infesting the microwaves. Maybe they know they can survive us in there?

Haha. A microwave is too convenient for me to give up, sadly.

@SmallishBird: Yeah, it's pretty gross. We throw out food if a cockroach even gets near it but I don't really have money for a new microwave right now.

@Sir: We got some roach traps and they worked, I think. We found random dead ones laying around but we probably need to replace it. I'm not sure if raid helps or is good around food.

Haha. I wish I lived with a neat freak. Amy's roommate in college was a neat freak and constantly kept the apartment clean and loved doing it as a stress relief so Amy never did jack shit.

Maybe I should marry Amy's old roommate.

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BurstThrough September 9th, 2014, 8:50 am

@daviddoesntgetit: It's heat not radiation...

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daviddoesntgetit September 29th, 2014, 12:41 pm

@BurstThrough: What in the hell. I was making a joke.

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BurstThrough September 29th, 2014, 3:19 pm

@daviddoesntgetit: sorry...I didn't get it was a joke.